thisturtleisneon:

hernameisspooky:

ACTING

THE MORE TIMES I WATCH IT THE FUNNIER IT IS

thisturtleisneon:

hernameisspooky:

ACTING

THE MORE TIMES I WATCH IT THE FUNNIER IT IS

church-of-minho:

champagnewithpapi:

"I coulda dropped my croissant"

That soft ass scream made my life

gang0fwolves:

when a bunch of your favorite artists release new music at the same time

penandpage:

itssexualhour:

so my boyfriend and I tried roleplaying the other day and we did the whole “professor and bad student who needs to pass” thing, only he wanted to be the professor, so I had to be the horny and failing student. I’m the valedictorian of my senior class of 400 and I have a horrible phobia of flunking, so when he whispered “you’re failing my class, you naughty girl” in my ear, I started crying and we had to stop

oh-deir:

ACTUAL MESSAGE OF (500) DAYS OF SUMMER THAT NO ONE ACTUALLY REALIZES

thatsmoderatelyraven:

this will always be one of my favorite pictures

image

out-in-the-open:

The look on Dean’s face and the way he says Sammy always kills me.

funny-text-posts:

Part 2 of my favourite text posts

j2 » panel from asylum 6, 2011