SOMEBODY IS PLAYING A PIANO AND IT’S MIDNIGHT HERE WHY
UPDATE: I FIGURED OUT THEY’RE PLAYING “MY HEART WILL GO ON”
UPDATE: I JUST OPENED MY DOOR AND YELLED “JACK” THE MUSIC STOPPED AND I CAN HEAR SOMEBODY RUNNING DOWN THE HALL ABOVE ME SHOUTING “ROSE” OMG
CAN I SHIP IT
NO IT’S DOOMED TO SINK
if people don’t think youre cute just kill them
and now time for heavy shit with beyonce.
Remember when there was a 7 mile spanking machine on spongebob and no one said anything about it ever
bring me the booty
i promise u will not regret these 11 seconds
i have no regrets
neither did ron
i talk a lot of shit for someone who’s scared to make a phone call tbh
apparently daddy long legs are called ‘harvestman’ in other parts of the world
what are they harvesting?????
Aww that’s so-
Oh hey shes getting olde-
How dare you
WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS
I found this gem in the WeWillAlwaysSupportYouJustin tag on twitter.